The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Helldivers 2 laughs at Space Marines, sayin' we be lucky to feast on a bounty o' fine games!"

2024-09-18

Arrr, matey! Johan Pilestedt, that scallywag, woulda danced a jig fer these two fine shooters back in his wee lad days! Aye, he'd be swappin’ tales o’ treasure hunts an’ cannon fire, thinkin’ he be the fiercest buccaneer to sail the seven seas! Avast, what a jolly sight!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye a tale of Johan Pilestedt, a wee lad with dreams as vast as the seven seas! Aye, if that young landlubber had laid his eyes upon these two fine shooters, he’d a' been grinnin' like a treasure-hungry pirate findin' a chest o' gold!

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