Arrr, GOP be summonin' Schumer an' his scallywags to tackle border scrolls while flauntin' their watchful eye on sea rats!
2024-09-18
Arrr! The scallywags of the Republican crew be demandin’ their Democrat mates to cast a vote on a heap o' border bills, seekin' to see if they’ve got the gumption to face the ruckus at the southern sea! Har har, let the games begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we hear tell of the ruckus brewin' in the Senate of the landlubbers! On the morrow, a band of Republican senators, led by the fierce Sen. Katie Britt from Alabama, be settin' sail to demand that the mighty Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., hoist the sails and bring forth a heap o' border bills for a proper vote! With the winds of border security blowin' in their favor, they be callin' out the Vice President Kamala Harris and her band of Democrats, who be makin' all sorts of promises.These scallywags be pushin' for the likes of the Laken Riley Act and the WALL Act, demandin' to see if Harris's own crew will believe her newfound ways or defend the old radical policies of yore. Even ol' Jon Tester, a senator from Montana, be thrown into the pot, caught in a tempest of his own makin’ after he backed the Laken bill but shied away from a previous vote.
As the seas grow rougher, Sen. Lankford, one of the negotiators of a prior bill, calls foul, sayin' Harris didn’t lift a finger in negotiations. Aye, it seems the pirates of politics be battlin' over border security, with each side claimin' the other be the true foe! Will the Senate be swayed by these swashbucklers? Only time will tell, and the sails be full of anticipation! Arrr!