Arrr, matey! Windows 11 24H2 ain't comin' soon, 'twas but a scallywag's blunder from Microsoft, alas!
2024-09-18
Arrr, me hearties! The wind be blowin' fair fer Windows 11 24H2, but alas, 'tis naught but a mirage on th' horizon! Keep yer jolly roger flyin' high, fer the treasure’s still out o' reach!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywags at Microsoft who nearly spilled the beans on the arrival of Windows 11 24H2! Rumors flew like cannonballs when a blog post hinted at an upcoming release date, makin’ sailors’ hearts race with glee. But alas, it be a false dawn!The good folk over at Ghacks spotted a mention of a certain "Copilot" update settlin’ sail on September 24, 2024, with the grand reveal on October 8. The crew thought they’d found treasure, but Microsoft quickly set the record straight, sayin' those dates be for regular updates, not the fabled 24H2!
With a swift stroke of the quill, they wiped away the mention of alignin' updates, leavin’ us to ponder whether it be a blunder or a mere miscommunication. Rest assured, when the 24H2 finally arrives, it promises new features like Wi-Fi 7, but only if ye have the proper rig to make use of it!
So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties! The update may still wash ashore in October, just not on that fateful day of the 8th! Yarrr, may the winds of fortune favor ye in yer tech adventures!