Arrr! Justice be afoot! The law be plunderin' a hundred million doubloons from the scallywag who crashed into the Key Bridge!
2024-09-18
Arrr, matey! On the morrow, the Justice Department be settin' sail with a lawsuit against the scallywag who ran his vessel into the Francis Scott Key Bridge! They be demandin’ a treasure of $100 million for the bridge's downfall, which sent six poor souls to Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of misadventure upon the briny deep! The Justice Department, a crew of landlubbers in fine coats, be takin’ to the courts like a ship to the sea, settin’ sail on a lawsuit against the scallywag who captained the container ship that did ram into the grand Francis Scott Key Bridge back in the merry month of March!Yarr, this mishap caused the mighty structure to collapse quicker than a pirate's promise of treasure, claimin’ the lives of six hard-workin’ souls who were buildin’ a better world. Aye, a tragedy for sure, and the powers that be be demandin’ a hefty ransom of $100 million in damages! Blimey, that’s more doubloons than a pirate could dream of in a lifetime!
The bridge be not just a span of wood and steel, but a lifeline for the good folk of the land, and its fall hath led to losses that would make even the bravest sailor weep like a babe. So hoist the sails and prepare for a legal battle of swashbucklin’ proportions, for the tides of justice be rollin’ in strong. May the best crew win, and may that ol’ sea dog think twice before hinderin’ the good folk’s trade again!