Arrr, the teamsters be sayin’ they won’t back Harris or Trump in the grand 2024 election sea shanty!
2024-09-18
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Teamsters be sayin' they won’t be throwin’ their lot with any captain in the 2024 race! No love for the lass Kamala, nor the blaggard Trump! Seems the crew’s got no consensus 'mongst 'em! Avast, what a rumble!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, a band of landlubbers who’ve chosen to hoist no flag in the 2024 presidential race! Aye, on a fine Wednesday, they announced that they be not throwin’ their buccaneer hats in the ring for either the Republican scallywag, Donald Trump, or the Democrat lass, Kamala Harris.Their general executive board, a crew more mysterious than the Kraken itself, declared in a statement that after polling their hearty members, they found no majority favor for the fair Harris, and naught but scattered support for the Trumpster! Aye, it seems the union lads and lasses be as divided as a ship caught in a squall.
So here we be, with the Teamsters sittin' on the fence like a seagull ponderin’ a fishin’ boat. They’ve chosen to sail the seas of neutrality instead of pickin’ a captain to follow. In these turbulent waters of politics, it appears that even a mighty union finds it hard to rally the crew! So, hoist yer tankards, me hearties, and let’s toast to the shenanigans of the electoral seas ahead!