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Arrr, the Teamsters be no mates o' the presidential crew, since Trump’s their favored sea captain, savvy?

2024-09-18

Arrr, matey! The Brotherhood o' Teamsters be hoistin' no sail for a presidential scallywag this Wednesday! Their secret treasure map o’ votes shows the crew favorin' Trump over the fair lass Harris. First time in thirty moons they be sailin' solo, savvy? A right jolly surprise, it be!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the mighty Teamsters, a crew of hard-hat swashbucklers known fer their muscle in the labor sea! On a fine Wednesday, they be raisin’ their flags high, only to declare, "Nay, we shan't be pickin’ a captain this time!" Aye, ye heard it right! This be the first time in near thirty years that these salty sea dogs be settin’ sail without a presidential endorsement!

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