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Arrr! Emhoff’s former matey be standin’ up for Harris after Huckabee jabbed at her barren treasure chest!

2024-09-18

Arrr! The former missus o' Kamala's mate be swingin' her cutlass once more! After that scallywag Sanders jabbed at our fair Vice President fer lackin' wee ones of her own, Kerstin be rushin’ to her side like a true matey! Aye, the seas be rough with jests!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The ex-missus of Kamala Harris’s mate, one Kerstin Emhoff, be jumpin' in to defend the fair vice president! Aye, it seems the winds of controversy be blowin' strong after the likes of Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders took a jab at Kamala for not spawnin' any wee ones of her own.

At a town hall shindig in Flint, Michigan, where the notorious Donald Trump be castin' his shadow, Sanders made a bit of a ruckus, sayin', “Me kids keep me humble!” Arrr, as if havin' a brood be the only treasure worth havin'! Kerstin, with a heart as big as a ship's sail, leapt to Kamala's rescue, shoutin' to the high seas that motherhood comes in many forms, and it ain't all about the bloodlines, savvy?

So here be Kerstin, defendin' the good ship Harris from the broadside of criticism. She reminds us all that love and family ain't measured by mere biology, but by the bonds we forge and the hearts we cherish. Aye, raise yer tankards to the fierce women weatherin' the storms of politics—may they sail true and bold upon the turbulent seas!

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