Arrr, the scallywags o’ Iran be meddlin’ in the polls, slingin’ stolen loot from Trump to Biden’s crew, claims the FBI!
2024-09-18
Arrr! The scallywags in Iran be sendin' missives to those aboard Biden's ship, pilferin' from the treasure chest of Trump’s campaign! U.S. spies be sayin’ they be tryin' to sway the election seas. A right merry game of politics, it be! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of treachery on the high seas of politics! It seems that some crafty Iranian swabs be tryin' to sow chaos 'n mischief in the land of the stars 'n stripes. During the warm summer months, these digital buccaneers sent missives to those aboard Captain Biden’s re-election ship, laden with stolen secrets from the rival captain Trump’s crew!The FBI and fellow shipmates in the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure seas be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that these scallywags be sendin’ unsolicited messages, filled with juicy tidbits filched from the Trump campaign. But lo and behold, no word yet if the good folk aboard Biden’s ship be answerin' back!
These plundering cyber-marauders have not only targeted Biden's crew but be tossin’ their ill-gotten gains into the hands of U.S. media organizations too, all in a bid to stir up a tempest of discord and shake the very foundations of democracy!
As we approach the fateful month of November, the FBI stands vigilant, like a watchful parrot on the shoulder of justice, keepin' an eye on these mischief-makers, determined to thwart their dastardly schemes. Arrr, what a tangled web be weaved in this grand political adventure!