Arrr matey! 'Twas a right jest, watchin' US lads dodgin' cannonballs after the Vice Queen said no sailors be fightin'!
2024-09-18
Avast, me hearties! A fresh moving picture shows our brave lads under fire, contradictin' the fair Vice President Harris’ tall tale that no U.S. scallywags be fightin’ in the thick o' battle! Cap’n Jim Banks be callin’ her out on this merry jest! Arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery and confusion on the high seas o' politics! It be said by the fair Vice President Kamala Harris that there be no U.S. troops in active combat zones. But lo and behold, a new video has surfaced, showin' our brave lads takin' fire like target practice from a cannon!Rep. Jim Banks, a gallant scallywag from Indiana, claims this footage be from just a few moons ago, causin' quite a ruckus in the captain’s quarters. Harris be boastin' of her crew’s efforts to pull troops from the likes of Afghanistan, yet Banks be callin' her statement a “complete lie.” Why, he says we’ve got U.S. troops stuck in Syria and Iraq, dodgin' bullets like a bunch o' rum-soaked swabs in a sword fight!
And what’s more, the brave souls earnin’ combat pay be in places declared as combat zones! The Pentagon be walkin' a fine line, sayin’ while our lads be stationed in perilous lands, they ain't officially in a war. But shiver me timbers, it feels like a battle to this ol' pirate! So beware, me hearties, there be more than meets the eye on the seas of politics!