Arrr, matey! UN be sayin’ Israel should skedaddle, but that might stir up a tempest in the teapot, savvy?
2024-09-18
Arrr, matey! Beware, for if Israel sails away from the West Bank, the scurvy dogs o' Iran might just take the helm, settin' up shop like them ruffians o' Hamas in Gaza! Aye, a right fine mess that be! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper!
Arrr, gather ye scallywags, fer the United Nations, that grand ol’ ship of diplomacy, be makin’ waves with a new resolution! On the day of reckonin’, they be demandin’ Israel scuttle its sails from the “Occupied Palestinian Territory” within a year. The Israeli ambassador, Danny Danon, be shoutin’ “shameful!” like a parrot with a sore throat, callin’ it “diplomatic terrorism” from the landlubbers of the Palestinian Authority!With 124 countries givin’ a hearty cheer, and 14 others hoistin’ the “nay” flag, the U.S. stood firm against the tide. Instead of payin’ heed to the victims of the Oct. 7 massacre, the General Assembly be dancin’ to the tune of the Palestinians, who just gained new powers to throw resolutions like cannonballs!
The resolution be nothin’ but a piece o’ parchment with no legal teeth, but it calls for a halt on imports from Israeli settlements and arms to Israel. The ICJ, a wise old sea turtle in legal robes, declared Israel's grip on the territories illegal, urg-in’ them to pack their bags! But beware, mateys, fer hastily abandoning ship could invite a stormin’ sea of trouble from hostile foes lurkin’ nearby!
So, hoist yer flags and keep yer compass steady, fer the seas o’ international politics be as murky as a pirate’s grog!