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Arrr! Israel crafted a sly sea-faring trick, blowin' up pagers like cannonballs in a merry jest!

2024-09-19

Arrr, matey! The Israeli scallywags be claimin’ they didn’t fiddle with them Hezbollah contraptions what went boom! Nay, they be cookin’ up a grand jest, hatchin’ a plan more twisted than a kraken’s tentacle! Aye, them clever dogs be playin’ us all for a right merry fool’s game, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of treachery and trickery on the high seas of politics! The Israeli government be claimin’, loud and clear, that they did not meddle with them pesky Hezbollah devices what went boom! Nay, say the wise men of defense and intelligence, for they be crafted by Israeli hands, but not in a way ye think!

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