The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Whom be the scallywags favorin’? Why, the fair lass Swift, of course! Aye, she be a treasure!"

2024-09-19

Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden Taylor Swift be throwin' her lot in with Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, she be more beloved by the Democrats and those swashbucklin' independents than by the scallywag Republicans! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly crew they be!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round! It seems the fair lass Taylor Swift be hoistin' her colors high for none other than the Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, she’s got the Democrats and those independent sea dogs cheerin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull, but the Republicans? Not so much, I tell ye! They be givin’ her the cold shoulder, like a scallywag at a luau who forgot the rum.

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