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Arrr, matey! Young Scotty be stuck landlubbin' till 2026, gettin' his elbow fixed up like a ship's sail!

2024-09-19

Arrr, me hearties! Young Christian Scott, the Mets' fresh swab, be takin' a break from hurlin' cannonballs this season and all of the next! He be off to the sawbones for a fancy hybrid fixin’ of his UCL. Avast, wish him smooth sailin’ on the surgeon's table!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of young Christian Scott, a rookie of the New York Mets crew, who be in dire straits, alas! That scallywag be needin' some fancy surgery on his pitching elbow, puttin' him outta commission not just for the end o' 2024, but the whole of 2025, arrr!Young Scott be sufferin' from a sprained ulnar collateral ligament, and now he be seekin' a mighty procedure known as the Tommy John ligament replacement, mixed in with an internal brace, me mateys. This be no ordinary surgery, nay! It be a hybrid of sorts, performed by the infamous Dr. Keith Meister, who claims it’ll have him recoverin’ swifter than a ship in a gale, but the captain of the Mets, Carlos Mendoza, says he be docked until 2026.Scott hasn’t tossed a ball since July, and tryin’ to get back on the mound be about as smooth as a barnacle-covered hull! Despite bein' voted the Mets’ minor league pitcher o’ the year with a shiny 2.57 ERA, this be a rough sea ahead for our lad. Yet, he be keepin’ his chin up, sayin’ this be a part o’ the pirate life he signed up for. So, raise yer tankards to young Scott, fer he be settin’ sail on a long journey to recovery! Yarrr!

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