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"On me holiday, matey, yer screams be lost to the briny deep! New comic, Alien: Paradiso, spins the Xeno's tale!"

2024-09-19

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale o’ aliens be spillin’ their crimson treasure ‘neath the blazing sun! Avast! What sort o' scallywags be leakin’ lifeblood in that fiery orb? It be a right jolly spectacle for all ye sea dogs and landlubbers alike! Yarrr!

"On me holiday, matey, yer screams be lost to the briny deep! New comic, Alien: Paradiso, spins the Xeno's tale!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fresh saga in the realm of the cosmos! Aye, a new Alien series be settin' sail, and it be spillin' blood beneath the fiery orb we call the sun! Arrr, ye heard that right!

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