Arrr, Trump be lamentin' his debate blunders, while the news be sailin' with tales more wild than a kraken's dance!
2024-09-19
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Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the latest news from the high seas of politics! Our ol' captain, Trump, be crackin' jests about his golf days, even after a perilous attempt on his life! Aye, he’s ponderin' his regrets from the debate, wishin' he could've taken those ABC landlubbers to task.In a twist o' fate, it seems the mighty FBI let a would-be assassin slip through their fingers like a fish in the sea. Aye, the Secret Service be face-to-face with scrutiny as key details vanish faster than a treasure chest when the tide rolls in!