Ahoy matey! A landlubber of 30 met Davy Jones after a shark fancied her leg in the Canaries!
2024-09-18
Arrr, a landlubber lass of thirty summers from the land o' Germany met her fate whilst frolickin' in the briny deep by her catamaran! A hungry shark fancied her for supper, but alas, it was a meow-ty decision! The sea be a cruel mistress, matey!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale as grim as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! A fair maiden from Germany, aged 30, met her salty end whilst frolickin’ in the briny deep near the splendid Canary Isles. Aboard a British-flagged catamaran, she was swimmin’ like a mermaid when a fearsome shark, likely thinkin’ she was a tasty morsel, took a mighty bite outta her leg! Shiver me timbers!The attack struck just before the sun dipped low in the sky, and alas, the poor lass lost her leg to the beastie of the deep. Authorities scrambled like a crew in a storm, flyin’ 320 miles to rescue her, but the fates were cruel, and she departed this world aboard the rescue chopper, leavin’ her shipmates in sadness.