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"Arrr! Captain Hezbollah be swearin' vengeance be comin' after two days o' cannon fire! Batten down the hatches!"

2024-09-19

Arrr, matey! Hassan Nasrallah be pointin' his finger at Israel for sendin' pagers and talkin' boxes to Davy Jones' locker, takin' 37 souls and sendin' many more to the doctor! As he be yappin', them Israeli sky pirates be cruisin' over Beirut, flexin' their cannonballs! Avast!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of Lebanon, where the winds be blowin' foul and the cannons be rumblin'! Our ol' mate Hassan Nasrallah, the grand captain of the Hezbollah fleet, be pointin' his finger at Israel, claimin' they be the scallywags responsible for the recent blasts that sent a good 37 souls to Davy Jones' locker and injured many more. Aye, it be a right ruckus on the shores!

As Nasrallah be spewin' his grievances, the skies above Beirut be filled with the shadowy forms of Israeli ships in the air, showin' off their might like a parrot squawkin' on a pirate's shoulder. "Look at us! We be the kings of the skies!" they seem to say, while ol' Hassan be chargin' up the crew with fiery words and righteous indignation. Arrr, it be a sight to see, but not one fer the faint of heart!

So there ye have it, a fine tale of blame and bravado on the turbulent waters of Lebanon. With every blast of thunder and every flap of the Israeli flag, the seas be churnin', and the tale of derring-do continues! Grab yer rum and raise a toast to the mischief afoot, for the pirate's life is never dull, aye!

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