"Aye, who cares! The scallywags of Angeleno just shrug off tremors, long past the last great shake, matey!"
2024-09-19
Arrr, 'tis been a whole age since Los Angeles shook like a drunken sailor! Even when the earth be rumblin', the landlubbers say, "Nay, we shan't be alarmist!" Aye, they'd sooner dance with Davy Jones than fret over a little tremor! Avast, mateys!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair city of Los Angeles, where the ground be shakin’ and rattlin’ like a scallywag’s belly after a feast o’ grog and fish! Aye, it be true, it’s been a whole generation since the earth decided to throw a grand party, and not a soul be rememberin’ the last shindig it threw! Yet, the good folk of this sun-soaked land seem as calm as a sea on a summer’s day.