Arrr! Will Levis be changin' his scrollin' digits, sayin', "Too many messages, matey! Savvy?"
2024-09-19
Arrr! It be true, matey! Will Levis, the scallywag quarterback of the Tennessee Titans, be spillin’ the beans that he had to swap his magic talking stone, for it be leaked to the high seas! Aye, even pirates beware of nosy landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the gallant Will Levis, the quarterback of the Tennessee Titans, who be tryin’ to silence the ruckus after a rough start to the season. Alas, it be a tricky endeavor when his biggest critics have his blessed phone number! Arrr, that be true folly!In a moment o’ desperation, Levis proclaimed he be changin’ his digits after they somehow leaked to the landlubbers. “I be gettin’ a new phone number, for I be gettin’ a heap o’ texts from the fans!” he announced, lookin’ as if he be walkin’ the plank. Yarr, that’ll surely bring him some peace on the high seas of football!
This fine lad’s second season be startin’ as rocky as a ship in a storm, with five turnovers in just two matches. It be a wonder how he be steerin’ clear of the sharks! His first-year captain, Brian Callahan, be shoutin’ profanities like a true pirate after one fumble that sent the crowd into a frenzy!
To keep the naysayers at bay, Levis be avoidin’ social media like the plague. “I just want me privacy!” he declared. Aye, he be chuggin’ along, lookin’ to improve faster than a cannonball sails through the air! Here’s hopin’ he finds smoother waters ahead, savvy?