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Arrr, CJ Stroud claims he weren’t tryin’ to give Caleb a wee brotherly jab after their game, savvy?

2024-09-19

Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the Texan sea dog of the gridiron, be settin' sail on a chat with Caleb Williams, claimin’ he weren't tryin' to "little bro" him, but rather share a hearty laugh! No scallywags here, just two buccaneers swappin' tales after a raucous battle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the gridiron seas, where the brave C.J. Stroud of the Houston Texans did set the record straight after his awkward parley with young Caleb Williams, a lad freshly minted from the first pick o' the draft, post their clash against the Chicago Bears. The Texans sailed to victory, 19-13, but it be not the score that caught the winds of gossip, nay! It were the curious exchange ‘twixt the two quarterbacks upon their handshake.

Stroud, with a heart as big as the ocean, offered words of encouragement, saying, "Good job out there, matey! Mind ye, stop takin’ those hits!" But lo! Young Caleb seemed to scuttle away like a frightened crab, leading to a squall of chatter among the landlubbers on social media. Stroud, not one to let a ship sail without clarifying the course, declared to the crew of reporters, "I meant no disrespect, I merely wished to offer him some pearls of wisdom, for I too have received such kindness in me own journey!"

With the Texans sittin’ pretty at 2-0, they be lookin’ to conquer the Vikings next. So, let’s hoist our tankards to camaraderie on the high seas of football, and may the best crew prevail!

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