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Arrr! Medicare be splashin’ more doubloons on landlubbers than on sea-farin’ scallywags, savvy?

2024-09-19

Arrr, when scallywags be claimin’ to shut the borders tight, they be squawkin’ ‘bout the gold immigrants be costin’. But blow me down! Recent reckonin’ shows them foreign folks be spendin’ less doubloons on health than landlubbers! Why, they be usin’ Medicaid like it’s grog at a tavern!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags who be arguin' fer closin' the borders o' our fair land! They be shoutin' 'bout the costs o' them foreign-born swabs, sayin' they be drainin' our coffers like a leaky hull. But blow me down, recent numbers be settin' sail against such claims!

According to the wise sages at the Center for Immigration Studies, them immigrants be usin' fewer public health doubloons than ye landlubbers born here. Aye, they be takin' up Medicaid like a hungry pirate at a feast, with 42 percent of their households partakin' in its bounty, compared to a mere 23 percent o' the native-born folk. It seems them folks from distant shores be savin' our treasure rather than pilferin' it!

So, next time ye hear a grumpy ol' sea dog complainin' 'bout immigrants emptyin' our treasure chests, just remember the numbers be tellin' a different tale! They be more like loyal crewmen, contributin' to the ship rather than scuttlin' it. Let not the tales o' woe steer ye off course; embrace the crew from all corners of the seas, for they be part o' our grand adventure!

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