The Booty Report

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"Within the wild shores o' Israel on the seventh day of October, ye'll find jolly adventures await, arrr!"

2024-09-19

Arrr, matey! A fleet o' landlubber Jews be settin' sail fer Israel, explorin' the wreckage o' Nova and charred kibbutzim, ponderin' the Oct. 7 attack. While they boost the treasure o' tourism, some scallywags be sayin' it be blindin' 'em to the plight o' Gazans, bombs a-fallin' nearby!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of current affairs! Scores of brave souls, Jews from lands far and wide, be settin’ sail to the fair shores of Israel. They be comin’ to witness the grand Nova music festival and the charred remains of kibbutzim, reflectin’ on the grim happenings of the fateful day, the 7th of October, when the scurvy knaves of Hamas unleashed chaos!

This merry band o’ adventurers be givin’ the tourism trade a jolly good boost, savin’ it from the depths o’ despair that the war left it in! But beware, for not all be singin’ shanties of joy! Critics be raisin’ their voices like a tempest, claimin’ that this narrow focus on the sorrow of one side be pushin’ the plight of the Gazans into the shadowy depths o’ the sea, even as bombs be rainin’ down just a stone’s throw away!

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