Arrr, Hawley be shoutin’ fer the Secret Service to patch up Trump’s fairway leaks, savvy? Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
2024-09-19
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag from the shadows be spillin' the beans to ol' Sen. Hawley, claimin' the Secret Service be followin' a code so old, it be as full of holes as a sailor's socks! Beware the treacherous waters, ye landlubbers!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas of the Senate! Our hero, Missouri’s own Sen. Josh Hawley, be writin’ to the head of the Secret Service, a fine chap by the name of Ronald Rowe. He be inquiryin’ about a whistleblower's yarn of a near-miss on the life of former Captain Trump while he be swingin’ clubs in West Palm Beach!