A scallywag from Alaska be nabbed fer makin’ threats at six high-falutin’ judges! Blimey, what a rogue!
2024-09-19
Arrr, in the icy waters of Alaska, a scallywag be caught by the Department of Justice! This landlubber dared to send a flurry of messages, threatenin' to make a meal of the Supreme Court justices! Methinks he be needin' a hearty lesson in manners, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' woe from the icy shores o' Alaska, where a scallywag by the name o' Panos Anastasiou, aged 76, found himself in a right pickle with the law! This ol' sea-dog be accused of makin' threats against six esteemed justices of the grand U.S. Supreme Court, and let me tell ye, he didn’t hold back on the salty language!From the dawn of January 4, 2024, it seems this landlubber took to sendin' a torrent of menacin' messages, threatenin’ violence akin to the fiercest of storms. With words sharper than a cutlass, he be spewin’ threats of hangin', drownin', and even sendin' "fellow veterans" to rain down gunfire upon the justices' homes! Arrr, he spoke o' providin' the rope to swing 'em from the trees, and even plotted dastardly schemes to kidnap 'em! What a blunderin' fool!
After sendin' a staggering 465 threats through the Supreme Court's own public website, he finally faced the music in front o' a magistrate. With each count bringin' a hefty sentence, this scallywag may find himself walkin' the plank straight to prison! So let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers—yappin' threats be a treacherous tide to ride!