Arrr, Dems be swinging their cutlasses at the daft Teamsters, who be chartin' their own course!
2024-09-19
Arrr, Captain Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters be sayin' they shan't hoist the sails for any presidential scallywag this year! This news be sparkin' a tempest o' chatter and jibes from landlubbers and crew alike. Aye, the seas be murky with opinions, mateys!
Ahoy, me hearties! The Democrats be raisin' a ruckus over the Teamsters' decision to keep their endorsement sails flappin' in the wind, led by Cap'n Sean O’Brien. He declared neither leading scallywag could promise a fair share for the working folk, leavin' 'em high and dry!Rep. Jim McGovern from the Boston docks blasted former Captain Trump as the "most anti-labor president" to ever sail the seas. With a wink and a nudge, he claimed the workers be as misinformed as a landlubber in a tavern brawl! Meanwhile, Rep. Horsford declared Harris the true matey for the Teamsters, while others like Nancy Pelosi branded the Teamsters’ non-endorsement as a right disappointment, markin’ the seas with a frown.
Yet ol' Trump, with a grin broader than a treasure map, claimed the lack of support for Harris be a “great honor.” In a twist worthy of the high seas, some Teamster councils, like those in Pennsylvania, ignored O’Brien’s orders and threw their lot in with Harris, callin’ her the best of the bunch.
So, as the union waters churn with whispers of endorsement and betrayal, one thing be clear: the pirate ship of politics sails ever onward, and ye best be keepin’ an eye on the horizon! Arrr!