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Arrr! The squawkin’ walkie-talkies and pager jabs at Hezbollah be stirrin’ a ruckus o’ legal chitchat! Har har!

2024-09-19

Arrr, matey! It be a right squabble among the landlubbers! Some say hidin' boom-booms in fancy gadgets be breakin' the pirate’s code o' war, while others be scratchin' their heads like monkeys! Best not to be blowin' up the good folk, I reckon! Har har har!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of high seas and high-tech tomfoolery! It appears that the learned experts o' the land be battlin' like scallywags over a most curious conundrum! Aye, the question be not about plunderin’ gold or findin' treasure maps, but whether it be proper, or downright dastardly, to hide explosives in them fancy wireless contraptions!

Now, these experts be swingin' their swords of debate, claimin' that such trickery could be breaching the sacred laws of war. 'Tis a fine pickle, indeed! Some say it be a treacherous act, akin to hidin' a cannon in a barrel o' rum, ready to blow when innocent landlubbers come near. Others, bless their souls, reckon it be just another clever ruse in the game of war, likin' it to a pirate hidin' his gold beneath a false rock!

As the debate rages on, ye can almost hear the squawkin' of parrot lawyers and the clankin' of cutlasses! So, me mateys, as ye sail the tumultuous seas of morality, remember this: whether the trick be fair or foul, it makes for a jolly good yarn to spin over a pint of grog! Avast, let the world ponder whilst we plunder!

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