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"Arrr! Even the salty Republicans o' Georgia be squabblin' 'bout their captain Trump, like scallywags in a rum fight!"

2024-09-19

Arrr! 'Tis a jolly tale of Lt. Gov. Burt Jones, a matey o' Trump, sendin' missives that be revealin' the Georgia crew's ship a-splinterin' like a shipwreck after the 2020 fracas! A right merry mutiny, it be! Avast, me hearties, the sails be flappin’ in disarray!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery and tumult in the land o' Georgia, where the winds o' political change be blowin' fierce! It seems that Lt. Gov. Burt Jones, a bonny matey o’ the Trump crew, be sendin’ missives that reveal a mighty ruckus brewin’ amongst the state party's leadership crew.

After the grand spectacle that was the 2020 election, the good ship Georgia Republican Party be splinterin’ like a ship caught in a stormy squall! The messages from this scallywag Jones be showin' yer true colors, as the crew be bickerin’ and battlin’ like drunken sailors over the last barrel of rum. 'Tis a sight to behold, as alliances crumble faster than a sandcastle in the tide!

The cracks in their hull be widenin’, and the sea of discontent be risin’ high! With mates turnin’ on each other quicker than a shark on a chum bucket, one wonders if they’ll ever find their way back to calmer waters. So, raise yer tankards, ye landlubbers, and toast to the folly of political pirates as they sail the treacherous seas of division! Argh, what a merry jest it be!

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