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Arrr! Rory’s club be takin’ flight, while the ball be cozyin’ up to the flag like a scallywag!

2024-09-19

Arrr! At the BMW PGA Championship, our noble swashbuckler Rory McIlroy be hittin' a shot so strange, ye'd think it be cursed! His 9-iron flew off like a wayward cannonball, sailin' alongside the ball! Aye, that be a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Rory McIlroy at the grand BMW PGA Championship! This scallywag of a golfer shot a fair 5-under 67, but not without some hearty shenanigans on the greens!

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