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Avast! Tim Walz be spoutin' tall tales 'bout Trump’s baby-watchin' contraption! Blimey, what a scallywag!

2024-09-19

ARRR, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' Trump’s conjurin' a crew to spy on all bun in the oven! But nay, that be a fanciful tale spun by Kamala and Tim. Just a jest, like a parrot in a frock, it be! So hoist the sails and ignore the bilge!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of politics, where tales be as twisted as a sailor's knot. 'Tis claimed that the raucous Trump be conjurin’ a new entity, like a ghost ship, set to spy on all the pregnant wenches to enforce some draconian bans on abortions. Aye, it be a tale spun from the gales of mischief!

But hark! The verdict be a resounding FALSE! This be naught but a scallywag’s fib, repeated by the likes of Kamala Harris and that Tim Walz feller, who’s raisin’ a ruckus at rallies like a parrot on a cracker. They be flap-jawing this tall tale despite the fact checkers, those landlubber scribes who keep the truth afloat in these stormy waters.

So, fear not, me mateys! There be no ye ol’ government entity lurkin' in the shadows, ready to monitor the bun in every oven. It’s all a ruse to stir the pot and keep the crew divided. Let us raise our tankards to truth and let the winds of humor fill our sails, for we be sailing into calmer seas with a hearty laugh!

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