Arrr, truth be told, matey! Twelve tall tales spun by the orange scallywag in just a moon's turn!
2024-09-19
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Trump be spewin’ yarns like a drunken sailor! Not just yer common political bluster, but wild tall tales unmoored from the truth, like a ship lost at sea! His ramblings 'bout immigrants in Springfield be as fishy as a barnacle-covered treasure! Avast, what a rogue!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a scallywag most notorious! Former President Donald Trump, that ol' sea dog, be spoutin’ yarns so tall they could make a kraken blush! Aye, this be no ordinary political blather; nay, this be a treasure trove of fantastical fibs, straight from the depths of his imagination!