"Yarr! A Kentucky judge met his fate in his own lair, says the guv'nor! Avast, what a jolly mess!"
2024-09-19
Arrr, matey! A Kentucky sea captain o' the court met his fate on Thursday, caught by a cannonball in his own cabin! The officials be sayin’ he walked the plank without a wink. Aye, a judge sent to Davy Jones’ locker by some scallywag!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, fer news from the landlubber state o' Kentucky, where a judge met his untimely doom in the very chambers o' justice! Aye, on a fateful Thursday, the winds of misfortune blew fierce, and the governor himself, Andy Beshear, shed a tear, proclaiming, “There be too much violence in our world, and I be hopin' for a brighter morrow!”Alas! The details be as murky as a ship's bottom after a long voyage. One scallywag be in custody, but the name o' the judge remains a mystery, like a buried treasure yet to be found. Meanwhile, Kentucky's finest are investigatin' this dastardly deed, with the Attorney General swearin' to hunt down justice faster than a pirate chasin’ a merchant ship!
In a twist fit for a tale of high seas, the local schools were locked tighter than a treasure chest, with word of an "active shootin'." Fear not, parents, fer the wee ones were safe, though the lockdown kept 'em all indoors while the KSP worked their magic! So hoist yer flag o' solidarity, me hearties, and remember: even in rough waters, we must seek a calm harbor. Aye!