Arrr, Martha claims Ina's tongue went mute after she sailed the clink seas! Har har, what a jolly spat!
2024-09-19
Arrr, matey! Martha and Ina be tellin’ tall tales ‘bout why their jolly friendship sunk like a ship! Martha swears there be no feud, just a squall in the galley. But I reckon they be fightin’ over who bakes the best treasure pie! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about two lassies of culinary prowess, Martha Stewart and Ina Garten, whose friendship be splinterin' like a shipwrecked hull! Aye, it seems the New Yorker be spillin’ the tea on why these two have stopped sharin’ their bounty of biscuits and cakes.It be said that when Martha found herself behind bars for some unsavory dealings with tradesmen, Ina decided to sail her own course. "She abandoned ship when I was tossed into Alderson Prison," Martha lamented, feelin' a wee bit miffed at the lack of loyalty. But Garten, the wise sea dog, claims they drifted apart when Martha set her sights on a new treasure in Bedford, leaving their friendship adrift on the waves.
Even as the winds of rumor blow, Martha’s publicist insists that there be no bitter squabbles here – just a friendly partin' of ways. With decades of camaraderie from their first encounter over cheese in East Hampton, it be a tragedy to see such a delightful duo torn asunder! But fret not, for Garten still sings praises of Martha's impact on the world of home arts, even if she be paddlin' her own canoe now. So, raise yer mugs to this tale of friendship and culinary glory! Arrr!