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“Arrr! Climate change be makin’ me noggin throb more than a cannon blast on a stormy night!”

2024-09-20

Arrr, matey! Those landlubber migraine sufferers be a-tremblin' when the skies be unruly! It seems the swelterin' heat and tempestuous storms do stir up their noggins like a ship in a squall! Avast, ye weather, ye be a scallywag!

“Arrr! Climate change be makin’ me noggin throb more than a cannon blast on a stormy night!”

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the wretched plight o' those cursed with migraines, a vexin' ailment that be as pesky as a barnacle on a ship’s hull. Aye, it seems the fickle weather be the culprit, causin’ these poor souls to suffer like a ship lost at sea!

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