Arrr! NFL be takin' doubloons from Derek Carr fer dancin' like the King o' Pop after a score! Ha-ha!
2024-09-19
Arrr, the scallywag of a second-year Saints captain caught the ire o' the refs fer his cheeky jest! But lo and behold, he scampered fer a 1-yard treasure, stretchin' New Orleans' booty to a mighty 22 points! Aye, what a jolly good show!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand misadventures of one Derek Carr, a salty sea dog of the NFL, who danced like a scallywag celebrating a bountiful treasure after plundering the Dallas Cowboys! Aye, during a ferocious clash, Carr be that landlubber who scurried a mere yard for a touchdown, then unleashed his inner Michael Jackson, strutting his stuff like a buccaneer at a tavern feast, whilst the Saints clobbered the Cowboys 34-13.But lo and behold, the NFL be not as jolly as Carr! They issued a fine of 14,000 doubloons, claimin' his cheeky crotch-grab be a breach of their stern pirate code! This be not the first time the league has set sail on Carr's antics; back in the dark days of COVID, he was rapped on the knuckles for forgettin’ his mask at a charity shindig.
Yet fear not, for Carr be leadin' the charge as the finest quarterback in his second season with the Saints, tossin’ five touchdowns already and makin’ the league quiver with a total of 91 points in just two battles! So raise a tankard to Derek, who dances like there be no tomorrow, even if the NFL be givin' him a right good slap on the wrist!