Avast, me hearties! Jersey scallywags be tryin’ to lift the sunblock ban fer wee deckhands!
2024-09-20
Arrr, ye landlubbers of New Jersey be hoistin’ the sails for the wee ones! They be wantin’ to banish the chains on sunscreen in them schoolhouses, lest the scallywags be roasted by the sun o' the sandy shores and merry frolics! Avast, keep the young ones safe from fiery rays!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the sunny shores of New Jersey, where the lawmakers be hoistin’ a new flag—one for sunscreen! Aye, since the groggy '70s, sunblock's been treated like a potion out of a witch's cauldron, makin’ it a no-go in schools without a doctor’s note! Arrr!Enter fair Assemb. Nancy Munoz, a sea-farin' nurse and champion of skin protection, who be droppin’ a bill to allow young scallywags to slather on that SPF treasure whilst at play! “Children need protection, especially when they be runnin’ amok outside,” she declared, “or they’ll be grillin’ like a fish in the sun!”
With skin cancer lurkin’ like a sneaky sea serpent, Munoz knows it ain’t just beachgoers that need to beware. “It’s our duty, ye see, to guard our wee ones from the fierce rays!” she proclaims. And aye, even Dr. Seth Matarasso, a wise sea sage in dermatology, says 90% of skin cancer be preventable!
So, as the good folk of New Jersey set sail on this noble quest, remember: sunscreen be not just for the beach, but for all ye landlubbers at school as well! Avast, let’s protect our young'uns from the sun’s fiery wrath! Yarrr!