"Arrr, we be snoozin' into a third world ruckus! Experts say we lack a bold captain like Churchill, matey!"
2024-09-20
Arrr, ye landlubbers! The savvy sea dogs be sayin’ the good ol’ U.S. ain’t fit to brawl with the mighty China for more than a fortnight, much less face a whole fleet o' rascals like Russia, Iran, and North Korea! Best keep the rum close, me hearties!
Ahoy, mateys! It seems the good ol' U.S. of A. be slumberin' like a drunken sailor, headin' straight fer a global scrap against a motley crew of scallywags led by China, Russia, and others! Experts be soundin' the alarm, warnin' that our military be as ready as a fish outta water fer World War III!