Arrr, Harris be singin' praises fer Taylor Swift's brave heart after she threw her lot in with the crew!
2024-09-20
Arrr, Kamala be sayin’ she won’t be cheerin’ fer the Kansas City Chiefs, fer her heart belongs to the 49ers! “But who be a’holdin’ grudges fer loyalty to yer crew, eh?” she chuckled, raisin’ a tankard and givin’ a wink to all the scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of sportin’ loyalty! One fine day, the fair lady Kamala Harris didst declare her allegiance to the mighty 49ers, a crew of gridiron swashbucklers from yon San Francisco ports. She be a true fan, steadfast as a ship anchored in a storm, and she made it clear that her heart be set on the red and gold!Yet, in her wise words, she did not cast a scornful eye upon the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. “Who’s mad at anyone for bein’ loyal to their team, right?” she quipped, as if she be raisin’ a tankard to camaraderie among rival crews. Aye, she knows that every pirate, be they from the West or the East, has their own colors to fly high!
So, while the Chiefs may be gallivantin’ to the Super Bowl seas, our lass Harris shall remain steadfast to her beloved 49ers, swayin’ to the rhythm of the waves and the roars of the crowd. It be a jolly sight to behold—pirates and fans alike, clappin’ their hooks and stompin’ their boots in a merry dance of loyalty upon the deck! Yarr, long live the spirit of competition, me hearties!