Arrr, the highest court be sayin' "Nay!" to Jill Stein's quest fer the Nevada treasure map!
2024-09-20
Arrr, mateys! The Democrats be claimin' that Ms. Stein, the Green Party lass, be unfit for the captain's chair, for her crew forgot to hoist the proper parchment! A right jolly mess, if ye ask me!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of political squabblin’ fit for the high seas! The Democrats, those landlubbers of the political waters, be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout one Ms. Stein, the Green Party’s own fierce captain, claimin’ she be as ineligible as a scallywag without a ship! ‘Tis a right fine kerfuffle, I tell ye!Ye see, Ms. Stein’s merry band, that Green Party crew, forgot to hoist their sails and submit a proper statement that the law demands! Aye, they left it flappin' in the wind like a tattered flag, and now the Democrats be shoutin' from the crow's nest, “Look alive! She can’t sail these political seas without the proper papers!”
Oh, the irony be thick as a fog on a stormy night! Here be two rival crews bickering like old fishwives over who be the rightful captain of this here ship of state. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and grab yer popcorn, me hearties, for this scuffle be far from over! With each turn, the plot thickens, and we be watchin’ with eyes wide as saucers, waitin’ to see who’ll be left standin’ when the cannons cease fire! Yarrr!