Arrr! Aaron Rodgers be spurnin' Saleh's embrace like a scallywag dodgin' a kraken, sayin' hugs be fer landlubbers!
2024-09-20
Arrr! Aaron Rodgers be tellin’ why he shunned Coach Saleh’s hug after the Jets be sailin’ to a 14-0 lead 'gainst the scallywag Patriots. "Nay, matey! No time fer warm embraces when victory be on the horizon!" He be keepin' his distance, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! In the grand Meadowlands, all be sailin’ smooth fer the New York Jets! The scallywags on the social seas be whisperin’ o’ a tiff ‘twixt their quarterback, the famed Aaron Rodgers, and the mighty captain, Robert Saleh, after a sideline incident that made ‘em look more like a pair o’ landlubbers than swashbucklers! Arrr!During a tussle with the New England Patriots, ol’ Rogers spurned Saleh’s embrace, leadin’ to ripe speculation that he be too fierce a competitor to celebrate their splendid 14-0 lead. But fret not, me hearties! They cleared the air post-battle, with Saleh chucklin’ about their defense’s two-score quest. “Aye, it’s a two-score lead, so I’ve done right!” he chortled.
Rodgers himself joined in the mirth, sayin’, “Awkward? Nay, it was but a playful shove, not a hug!” The Jets, fer their part, trounced the Patriots 24-3, breakin’ an eight-game jinx at home. Now they be enjoyin’ a wee break before settin’ sail against the Denver Broncos. So raise yer mugs and toast to the Jets, the true buccaneers of the gridiron! Yarrr!