Avast ye! Ex-NFL bootin' matey spills why he’s rootin' for Trump, seekin' to paint a swingin' state crimson!
2024-09-20
Arrr, matey! Former NFL bootin’ lad Jay Feely be spillin’ the beans to OutKick’s swashbucklin’ Dan Dakich, claimin’ he be supportin’ ol’ Captain Trump in the next election sailin’ forth, ‘cause he hails from the fine shores of Arizona! Avast, that be some curious treasure of a decision!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the tale o' Jay Feely, a former kicker of the NFL seas, who be throwin' his weighted support behind the once mighty captain, Donald Trump, in the next grand election! Aye, he be not alone on this ship, as other seafarin' souls like Hulk Hogan and Brett Favre be joinin' the crew!In a raucous parley with Dan Dakich, Feely proclaimed that if ye be comparin' Trump’s reign to that of the Biden-Harris duo, the scales of justice tip in favor of the former commander! He be arguin' that Trump be better at keepin' the treasure chests full and the ship safe from stormy seas than the current crew, aye!
Feely be callin' upon his fellow Republicans in the sunny lands of Arizona to hoist their sails and cast their votes. With over 200,000 of 'em sittin' idle like barnacles on a hull, he be suggestin' that if just half take to the polls, Trump could reclaim the state like a captain takin' back his ship from mutineers!
Moreover, this salty sea dog hopes fer a return to fair winds in political discourse, where all can share their beliefs without fear of walkin' the plank! So, let’s raise a tankard to the high seas of democracy, where every pirate can voice their opinions, be it for Trump or the other scallywags! Yarrr!