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Arrr, after 13 Yakuza tales and 20 years sailin’, ‘Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii’ be givin’ us a jumpin’ button fer raucous mini-game shenanigans!

2024-09-20

Arrr, grounded ye say? Goro Majima’s spin-off be as landlocked as a fish on dry land! That scallywag be sailin’ the seas of chaos, not trapped in some ol’ barnacle-covered dock! Aye, adventure awaits, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with a tale of the dashing scallywag, Goro Majima, who be swashbucklin’ his way through the seas of spin-offs! Aye, ye might think he be grounded, but nay! This be a rogue who dances through the storm like a lively sea shanty sung by a tipsy crew!

Now picture this: Goro, the one-eyed wonder, takin’ a break from his usual mischief, decidin’ to embark on a grand adventure in a world where the landlubbers be takin’ to the air! “Grounded? Pah!” he’d bellow, brandishin’ his trusty katana, “I be a free spirit, not some barnacle-clad bilge rat!” With naught but a sly grin and a penchant for chaos, he’d charm the very winds to carry him where no pirate dares tread!

In his spin-off, ye’d find Goro causin’ more ruckus than a barrel of rum at a tavern brawl! Whackin’ foes with flair and charm, he’d leave ‘em laughin’ and scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ how a pirate could be so uncommonly unpredictable! So hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ ride, for Goro Majima’s escapades be a tale of laughter and mischief, grounded in none but the wild spirit of adventure!

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