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Arrr! Israel be ponderin' the caper o' scallywags tossin' corpses off the crow's nest in the West Bank!

2024-09-20

Arrr, matey! The Israeli sea dogs be ponderin' a curious tale, where their crew be caught on the spyglass flingin' bodies off a rooftop like they be loadin' cannonballs in the West Bank! A fine mess indeed, ye can’t be makin’ a shipshape crew from such shenanigans!

Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of the West Bank, where the Israel Defense Forces be causin' quite a ruckus! Aye, it seems the brave lads were caught on film tossin' what looked to be lifeless scallywags off a rooftop, all in the name of eliminatin' four notorious ruffians!

Now, the IDF be sayin' this be a serious matter that don't sit right with their code o' conduct, and they've set sail on a review of the incident. According to reports, three soldiers be draggin' a stiff body to the edge, peerin' over like they be weighin' the loot before heaving it overboard—what a sight! One cheeky buccaneer even gave a kick to a body, sendin' it plummeting below.

The identities of these unfortunate souls be shrouded in mystery, but the director of a Palestinian rights group be callin' it a savage act—aye, no military need fer such antics! Meanwhile, the IDF claims they've sent seven troublemakers to Davy Jones' locker in total that fateful Thursday.

So, me hearties, let’s raise a tankard to the wild world of military mischief and hope the seas calm for all involved! Yarrr!

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