The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Kamala be sayin’ to Oprah, ‘If ye breach me ship, ye’ll be meetin’ Davy Jones, matey!’"

2024-09-20

Arrr! This wild ramblin’ be showin’ how them Democrats be cozyin’ up to the cannon culture of our fair land, while lass Harris be tryin’ to shatter the scallywag ideas ‘bout the fairer sex in the race. Avast, what a jolly jest!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of the Democratic crew and their newfound swagger amongst the cannonball-like clamor of the land's gun culture! Yarr, it seems the fair Vice Captain Kamala Harris be hoisting the Jolly Roger of firearms, strivin' to break the chains o’ traditional notions about the lady buccaneers in the political seas!

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