"Two scallywags nabbed $230 million in doubloons, then set sail on a mad spending spree, says the U.S. Navy!"
2024-09-20
Arrr! Malone Lam, a spry lad o' 20, and Jeandiel Serrano, a scallywag o' 21, hatched a devious plan to plunder a poor soul of 4,100 shiny Bitcoins, say the landlubber prosecutors! Avast, what a treasure hunt gone awry, eh?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for a tale of high seas treachery and digital plunder! It be the notorious Malone Lam, a lad of but 20 summers, and his partner in crime, Jeandiel Serrano, a swashbucklin' 21, who dared to set their sights on a single unsuspectin' soul, tryin' to swipe a treasure trove of 4,100 Bitcoin! Aye, that be no small booty, 'tis the stuff of legends!These scurvy knaves hatched a dastardly plot, thinkin' they could fool the landlubber outta his shiny coins. Federal prosecutors be breathin' down their necks, likin' a hungry shark scentin' blood in the water! With the cunning of a fox and the charm of a sea serpent, they tried to lure their victim into a web of deceit, hopin' to sail off into the sunset with their ill-gotten gains.
But fear not, good folk! The law be like a fleet of ships, ever watchful for those who dare to plunder the digital seas. So, let this be a lesson to ye all: If ye be thinkin' of makin' off with treasure, remember, the greater the haul, the sharper the sword that be followin' ye! Arrr!