The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, the Titan's deep-sea folly be revealin' a right scallywag's tale of doom and folly, matey!"

2024-09-20

Arrr, one week into the Coast Guard’s grand tale of OceanGate, savvy landlubbers be spillin’ the beans on the squall that sank the ship o’ fools! Witnesses be blabberin’ ‘bout the cursed troubles that led to the mighty boom, aye! What a merry mess!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of bureaucracy! A week into the mighty US Coast Guard's grand hearings o' OceanGate, a fine crew o' witnesses be spillin' the beans like a bilge rat caught in a net. Aye, they be unravelin' the tangled web o' troubles that led to the infamous implosion o' that cursed vessel!

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