"Ye landlubber snagged Ohtani’s 50th treasure! Instead of sellin' it, he’s keepin' it like a parrot on his shoulder!"
2024-09-20
Arrr matey! That precious sphere of Shohei Ohtani’s mighty home run be in the grasp of a fortunate scallywag! This landlubber chose to hoard it after the Dodgers sent the Marlins to Davy Jones’ locker on a fine Thursday eve. Avast, what a jolly treasure hunt!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Shohei Ohtani, a swashbucklin' star of the Los Angeles Dodgers! On a fine night, he hit the seas of history, bein' the first landlubber to smack 50 home runs and steal 50 bases in a single season! But lo and behold, that precious ball of triumph slipped through his fingers, as an unknown scallywag decided to keep it fer themselves after the Dodgers plundered the Miami Marlins in a grand 20-4 cannon blast!