The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, me hearty! Nearly fell fer a $40K trickery, 'n now three more scallywags be spreadin' the mischief!

2024-09-20

Avast ye scallywags! With phony parchments and saucy shenanigans afoot, behold the latest bilge from the treacherous seas of spam! Hoist yer sails and guard yer booty, lest ye be fooled by these slippery sea serpents! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye be walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the nefarious spam messages that plague the seven seas of the digital realm! Eight billion, aye, ye heard me right, billion spam missives sail through the U.S. every day, and I be catchin' a few real doozies meself! Avast, we be givin' away an iPhone 16, no doubloons required to enter!

But heed me warning, lest ye fall for the treacherous fake invoice scam! A scallywag named Paul sent a demand for a whopping $39,500. Imagine me surprise when I realized I owed him naught! The scallywag crafted a tale so cunning that even me parrot would be fooled. Keep yer wits about ye, for these rascals aim to rob ye blind!

Then there be the sextortion scoundrels, threatenin' to unleash embarrassing footage of yer private life unless ye cough up a hefty sum of bitcoin. Fear not, for they be bluffin' like a landlubber! Always double-check before ye let yer gold slip through yer fingers.

Remember, savvy sailors, always confirm yer expenses and create a secret password for payments! Protect yer ship and crew from these dastardly digital pirates. Now off ye go, keep yer treasure safe, and may the winds be ever in yer favor!

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