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Arrr, Mephisto be the jester of villainy, poppin' up like a scallywag in Agatha's mischief! Aye, what a tale!

2024-09-20

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o’ the MCU be in a right tizzy, thinkin' they've spotted that devilish scamp Mephisto lurkin' in Agatha's shenanigans! Aye, 'tis naught but a merry jest, but they be clutchin' their pearls like landlubbers! Avast, me mates, 'tis just a show!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I tell ye a tale of the MCU crew, who be in a right pickle o’ panic! Aye, it seems the fans be spottin’ the devilish Mephisto lurking in the shadows o’ Agatha All Along, a song that be catchier than a siren's call! The scallywags be trippin’ over their own doubloons, thinkin’ every wink and nod in yon show points to that fiendish villain!

They be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “Look! There be Mephisto!” as if they be seein' ghosts in the fog! This hullabaloo be makin’ the seas stormier than a kraken’s bellyache! With every twist and turn, they be conjurin’ up theories as wild as a ship adrift in a tempest. Ye'd think the poor souls be fightin’ the very devil himself! What’s next, I ask ye? An exorcism at the Marvel studios?

In truth, the only thing more slippery than that scoundrel Mephisto be the plotlines of these shows! The fans be needin’ to hoist the anchor, calm their fears, and enjoy the ride, lest they end up walkin’ the plank of overthinking! So raise a mug o’ grog, me hearties, and let’s sing a shanty to the wild ways of fandom, where even the devil can’t keep a good pirate down!

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