"Arrr! The tempest brews in the Middle East, matey! Bodies pile high after them scallywags struck Beirut! Buckle yer swashes!"
2024-09-21
Arrr, matey! Hezbollah be wailin’ fer a captain lost in the fray, just after spillin’ the beans on a wanted scallywag! Lebanon’s tally be climbin’ to 31 souls, includin’ fair maidens and wee ones. ’Tis a right ruckus on the high seas of sorrow! Ha-ha!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of Lebanon! It seems that the swashbucklin' crew of Hezbollah be mournin' the loss of one of their high-ranking scallywags, who met his maker just a day after the sharks of the U.S. were huntin' a notorious commander, known far and wide on the high seas of mischief.The good folk at Lebanon’s Health Ministry be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the grim tally of souls lost now stands at a dreadful 31, a sorry lot includin' fair maidens and wee lads, caught in the crossfire of this squabble. Aye, it be a tragic tale indeed, as many a family be feelin' the sting of sorrow like a sailor caught in a tempest.