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As Captain Trump, he barked for probes o’ his rivals, and lo! He often snagged the treasure of their secrets! Arrr!

2024-09-21

Arrr, he be threatenin’ to unleash his fury upon foes if he be claimin’ the throne once more! A glance at his reign o’ chaos in the White House be showin’ he’d be as swift as a cannonball with his mischief!

Arrr matey, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! A certain scallywag be threatenin' to set his sights upon his foes if he grabs the helm of power once more. Aye, let’s take a gander at his ruckus-filled days in the grand ol' White House, where mischief be as common as a bottle o' rum aboard a ship!

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